Mr. Slant
The head lawyer of the firm Morcombe, Slant & Honeyplace. (and a Zombie.)
Where is he from?
Mr. Slant is a recurring character in Terry Prachett's ongoing Diskworld series. There has still inexplicably been no attempt made to make a live-action version of diskworld, so we can only speculate as to who might play Mr. Slant, but meanwhile, here's some awesome fanart.