Jareth
The king of the Goblins and ruler of his own kingdom within the underrealms: the Labyrinth, He has fallen in love with Sarah, the girl that dreamed him, and longs for her to love and fear him.
Where is he from?
Jareth is the antagonist of one of the greatest movies ever made: 1986's Labyrinth. He's played by musical demigod David Bowie, but. to call what he does in this movie "acting" really undersells how great he is. Just watch the movie.
Comic Appearances
GND 004 - Sarah realizes that Jareth lives in the building when she bumps into him in the elevator and is promptly trapped with him.
GND 008 - Sarah uses Ludo as a "wonderfully warm and fluffy sympathetic beanbag", even though he's not allowed on the sofa, lamenting that even Hoggle has a date for Valentine's Day. Fed up with Jareth and Erik's drunken shenanigans, She decides to go out for Valentines Day and meets Jacob at a bar..
GND 011 - Sarah and Christine speak to Javert about their legal options with Jareth's stalking and Erik's murder attempts on Raoul.
GND 012 - While Christine and Raoul snog on the sofa, Sarah discovers Erik hiding in their bathroom waiting to assault Raoul. She agrees to keep his secret for a future favor, which leaves an unsuspecting Owl-Jareth sneezingly paranoid.
GND 014 - Javert and James try to console Erik when, after Jareth helps him spy on Christine in her underwear, he realizes that she sings Spice Girls when she's by herself.
GND 016 - With Christine gone for the day, Sarah tries on fancy dresses and lingerie in her room. Jareth sends Erik on a wild Raoul-killing goose chase so he can go perve on her.
GND Speshul Kids 6.5 - In an interlude from the Roommates Kids arc, Ludo plays with kid Javert & kid James while Christine plays with kid Erik. Jareth shows Sarah that they're getting along, and it was a potential sweet moment until she realizes that he can spy on their apartment.
GND 017 - Despite Erik trying to blame the Goblins, Jareth knows exactly who turned his shirts pink in the wash. Sarah's revenge is at hand.
GND 019 - Sarah, Christine, Erik and Jareth are getting ready for the bimonthly tenants' meeting, where they plan to welcome
Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett to the building, although the whole thing goes to a right shambles thanks to Jareth's antics.
Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett to the building, although the whole thing goes to a right shambles thanks to Jareth's antics.
GND 021a - Sarah summons the Goblins to take her to Jareth, so she can borrow milk to use while baking with Christine. This infuriates Erik, who probably has to clean up all the glitter.
GND 021b - Erik shouts at Sarah for all the poofing, but changes his tune when she invites him up to enjoy crepe suzette with her and Christine. They leave Jareth, who "cannot has pancakes".
GND 022 - Christine discoves one of Jareth's spy-bubbles while showering. Sarah has one of the Goblins, Gip, show her the trained spy-camera wielding rat that Erik set on the place.
GND 023 - After failing an American Idol audition, Christine lets Sarah dress her up as a pop starlet, and immediately regrets it when Sarah calls Erik, She threatens to reveal Sarah's compromising prom pictures before they run headlong into a dumbstruck Erik and an "excited-to-learn-about-the-pictures" Jareth.
GND 024 - Christine and Sarah find a severely roughed up Owl-Jareth. Apparently he got into a scrap with the R.O.U.S. that Princess Buttercup, Inigo Montoya and Westley had come to collect, causing Erik to comment to James that "Everything (and everyone) turns up in this place."
GND 025 - Sarah declines to wish for help from Jareth with her PC, and instead asks Crowley, who understands tools of evil like computers and who owes Aziraphale a good deed anyway.
GND 026 - Nanny Ogg collects Greebo after he scraps with Ludo, who needs patching from Sir Didymus. She sits with Sarah and
Christine and learns about Jareth, and decides to go take advantage of the situation herself.
Christine and learns about Jareth, and decides to go take advantage of the situation herself.
GND 027 - Sarah and Christine have a girl's-only karaoke night. Neither Legolas, Sweeney, James, or Javert can watch the girls for Jareth & Erik, so it falls to Crowley & Aziraphale.
GND 028 - Sarah wakes up in Jareth's bed after a night out, possibly the victim of Crowley & Aziraphale's meddling.
GND 029 - Sarah freaks out over spending the night with Jareth, although they apparently just snuggled. meanwhile, Crowley &
Aziraphale debate the virtue of fanservice.
Aziraphale debate the virtue of fanservice.
GND 030 - Sarah berates Jareth for being all stalkery, before she discovers that Christine is being sung to by Erik mid-hangover.
GND 031 - While in the park with Crowley to help Javert, Jareth runs into Toby and Sarah, although Toby tells him off and goes to play with James' boats.
GND 033 - New part-time tenants Door and Richard visit Sarah to introduce themselves.. Their chaperon the Marquis De Carabas immediately gets into Jareth's wardrobe.
GND 034 - Raoul berates Christine for living with a bunch of commoners before Sarah points out that Door, Richard, De Carabas
& Jareth all out-peer him.
& Jareth all out-peer him.
GND 035 - Sarah discovers that Erik is still lulling Christine to sing to him in her sleep. She agrees to let it continue as long as she is safe and Erik help recover her prom pictures from Jareth.
GND 037 - When Sarah is locked out of her apartment without Christine and Jareth lets her in they almost have a moment, but it's interrupted by Legolas' "Gormless Profundity".
GND 038 - Sarah tries on a Harley Quinn costume that Claire Bennet loaned her for the Halloween party, but Christine points out what a bad idea that is, frustrating a spying Jareth.
GND 041 - The Lord of Darkness sends Sarah a dress, prompting Jareth to have it out with him while Christine and Erik look on.
GND Commissions: Emily's Party - In an out-of-continuity comic, Sarah throws a going away party for a fan named Emily. Attending are Christine, Erik, Jareth, James, Javert, Goblins, Random Chickens, and strangely, Bella & Edward (in their pre-movie flavors)
GND 042 - Hellboy and Prince Nuada swing by the building looking at apartments (which unfortunately already has a blonde elf-prince and big red horned dude) and bump into Jareth, who tries to spin Nuada's plans to annihilate humanity to get Sarah to go with him a la Terminator.
GND 043 - Sarah tells Christine about her new superpowered boyfriend, Peter. James and Erik comment to Jareth that this is going to be a tricky one, while he mutters that this is going to take a lot of Goblins.
GND 044 - Sarah returns from a disastrous date with Peter that involved attempted brain-eating, dopplegangers and attacking Goblins. She and Christine lament that all the men they meet are pervy psychos (Erik & Jareth), dead (Javert & James) or gay (Raoul? no! Aziraphale & Crowley? well... Legolas...)
GND Speshul Wet'n'Fluffy - Owl-Jareth lands on Sarah's window in the rain, she takes him in, but just until he dries off.
GND 045 - Since Christine & Sarah are spending the holiday with Raoul & Sarah's family respectively, they have an early Christmas party with James, Javert, Hoggle, Sweeney, Mrs. Lovett, Goblins and Random Chickens in attendance. Jareth and Erik are glowering, until they are given their early presents.
GND 046 - Sarah and Christine marvel that they bough Erik and Jareth the same gift, although James and Javert might not appreciate their constant Guitar Hero rocking.
GND 047 - Christine discovers a tentacled monstrosity in her bathtub and screams, bringing Sarah, Jareth, Legolas, James, and Sweeney Todd, who all discover that it's quite lovable. Erik's imagination boggles.
GND 048 - Nick Angel & Danny Butterman deliver a sexual harassment complaint from Jareth to Sarah, who ALMOST gets Christine to film her violating it before she realizes what she's doing.
GND 049 - Sarah confronts Jareth about his sexual harassment complaint against her while Christine, James & Javert watch. He offers to drop the charges if she goes on a date with him.
GND 050 - Since her pouting only works on Raoul & Erik, Christine simply forces Sarah to let her dress her up for her date with Jareth.
GND 051 - Jareth & Sarah's date takes them to sakura sushi, the same place mentioned back in GND 018 where apparently Christine, Raoul & Erik got up to some shenanigans. They promptly yell at each other about (among other things) her forgiving Hoggle but not him... all before they're even seated by Cheryl.
GND 053 - While retreating to the bathroom during her date with Jareth, Sarah discovers that Christine is ninja-spying on her with Erik's surveillance gear.
GND 054 - With Sarah discovering Christine's spying on her date with Jareth, the guys back in basement headquarters (Erik, Javert, James and Legolas) activate their sleeper agents at sakura sushi: Aziraphale and Crowley.
GND 055 - Aziraphale and Crowley continue their debate the morality of fanservice from GND 029 while on their surveillance mission for Erik, all while Sarah and Jareth finally place their order with Cheryl.
GND 056 - Sarah and Jareth's date continues surprisingly pleasantly, including discussions about Goblin politics & Random Chicken coups.... although Christine's continued surveillance is disruptive.
GND Commish: Bday Psychos - In an out-of continuity comic, the building throws a b-day party for Byaghro. In attendance are Sarah, Jareth, Christine, James, Sweeney, Random Chickens, and visitors Will Turner & The Joker.
GND 058 - Sarah and Jareth's date ends, and MIGHT have ended with a kiss despite Christine's continued surveillance if Nanny Ogg & Greebo hadn't sauntered by and scared Jareth off.
GND 060 - Jareth introduces Sarah to his great, great, great, great, great grand nephew Howl and his mortal wife Sophie. They tell about their love affair while his Goblins roast marshmallows on their pet demon Calcifer. it's all very subtle.
GND 061 - Legolas narrates as Sarah and Christine, in order to get the peace they need for finals, summon Jadis, Jareth's mother, as well as lawyers looking for Erik led by Mr. Slant.
GND 062 - Sarah and Christine take a break from studying to visit Jareth and Erik, although the latter is hiding in the basement. Jadis's henchman Ginarrbrik has the door, and she's invited over Maleficent, Ursula & the Queen of Shadows. She soon gets into it with Sarah, reminding Christine of holidays with Raoul's family.
GND 063 - While Jadis tells horribly embarrassing stories about Jareth to Maleficent and Ursula, Sarah agrees to help him out, commenting that she's actually worse than Karen. Christine refrains from pointing out that they are the ones that brought her there in the first place.
GND 065 - Sarah and Christine use Jareth's seal to send Jadis to the basement to meet the Lord of Darkness. It goes... well?
GND 066 - After using Raoul's money to pay Erik's debts, Sarah and Christine discuss their machinations with Jareth. When Christine comments that Sarah will fit in with his family, she sicks Gip the Goblin on her.
GND 069 - Sarah is moping in her room with Ludo and Gip the Goblin after her kiss with Jareth. Christine checks in on her after Erik calls, wondering why Jareth is dancing.
GND 073 - during a garden party attended by James, Toby, Eponine, Sir, Didymus, Erik, Aziraphale, Crowley, Nanny Ogg, Javert, & the Goblins, Sarah & Christine ponder where Jareth could be Not even Hoggle knows where he is.
GND 076 - Javert, James, Legolas, Erik, Christine, and Toby all watch Edward come out of the woods and freak out at Sarah, calling her Bella, until Jareth appears.
GND 077 - Jareth & Sarah's utter lack of angsty tension causes Edward to have a choking spasm while Christine, Erik, Toby, Javert,
Crowley & Aziraphale watch.
Crowley & Aziraphale watch.
GND 078 - While Eponine, James, Javert, Christine, Erik, Jareth, Sarah & Legolas watch, Crowley wipes the comic of Edward and his implausible flawlessness while Aziraphale resets the garden party via cake, much to the delight of Toby.
GND 079 - While Christine, Erik & Javert have post-crossover cake after the ordeal with Edward, Sarah insists that Jareth not disappoint Toby and give him something for his fifth birthday. She also finds a feather in his hair, possibly from a coup by the Random Chickens.
GND 080 - With Robert & Karen coming to pick him up in an hour, Toby tears around outside on a tyrannosaurus with the Goblins, courtesy of Jareth's wish. Sarah, Christine, Erik, Javert & Crowley all watch with varying degrees of panic.
GND 081 - When Hoggle refuses to tell whether there was a Random Chicken Coup, Sarah, Christine, Erik, James & Javert manage to trick Jareth into giving it away.
GND 082 - When Raoul cancels their anniversary plans Christine is furious. Sarah wishes she wasn't hearing it, which poofs her away onto Jareth's lap, getting glitter on James.
GND 083 - Sarah, Jareth, Javert & James hear the results of Christine's fight with Raoul, and then Erik's resulting music.
GND 084 - Christine & Raoul's fight is ongoing. Jareth, James & Javert disapprove of Erik's delight at it, while Aziraphale & Crowley
debate the morality of the fight-as-fanservice. Meanwhile, Sarah, Ludo & the Goblins help Christine by giving her something to hit.
debate the morality of the fight-as-fanservice. Meanwhile, Sarah, Ludo & the Goblins help Christine by giving her something to hit.
GND 087 - James & Javert discuss Christine & Raoul's reconciliation, and how it's affecting Erik. Apparently, Sarah invited him out to coffee to cheer him up... which is news to Jareth.
GND 088 - With Tim & Daisy sitting at a nearby table and Captain Hammer stopping a Doctor Horrible heist outside, Sarah tries to console Erik to get over Christine. Instead, he observes that Jareth still gets cool moments because he's still 'dangerous'.
GND 090 - Jareth tries to trade Raoul for Sarah, but Christine points out that Erik already has her.
GND Speshul: Christmas Cards - Sarah, Christine, Erik, James, Javert, Eponine & The Goblins find Jareth halfway inside a brandy bottle after having received a note from Jadis & the Lord of Darkness, where she suggests he gets some villain on villain sex of his own, possibly with "that red-haired vampire".
GND 091 - Erik & Jareth try to have a dramatic standoff on the roof with Sarah & Christine. James, Javert, Aziraphale, Crowley,
Legolas & Mrs Lovett are just there to watch, don't mind them.
Legolas & Mrs Lovett are just there to watch, don't mind them.
GND 092 -James, Javert, Aziraphale, Crowley, Legolas & Mrs Lovett continue to watch Erik & Jareth's stand off, as they bring up Raoul and continue to try Sarah & Christine's patience.
GND 093 - Sarah & Christine feign damsel-hood to overload Erik & Jareth and free themselves. Crowley awards them with best actress Oscars.
GND 095 - Sarah & Christine continue to shout Erik & Jareth into their place, demanding the return of Raoul. He returns a little worse for wear, and Christine asks Crowley for help.
GND 096 - Jareth tries to confront Sarah (who is wearing James's coat) for letting Erik capture her, but she points out that all he did to save her was menace Christine, and that if she wants saving, she'll call Sir Didymus. Still, points for trying.
GND 101 - Jareth discovers that Christine & Sarah's new friend Luna can, after using an adjustment invented by Hermione Granger to keep it from squealing like Carlotta, use a Sneakoscope to protect their apartment. (along with sweeping for trained rats by the Goblins.
GND 102 - Sarah, Christine, and Liz have a drunken girls night, along with Ludo and some Goblins. They talk about Jareth's pants...
GND 103 - Sarah and Christine mock each other using Jareth & Erik's song lyrics, while Liz, Skeep the Goblin & Ludo watch.
GND 107 - A trio of Goblins sneak into Sarah, Christine, & Liz's sleepover on a mission for Jareth & Erik to trigger their sneakoscope.
GND 109 - While studying with Luna, Sarah runs into Ofelia and her weird fay creatures, including The Pale Man. She confronts Jareth about it.
GND 110 - While Sarah & Christine teach Ludo & some Goblins annoying music and Luna reprograms the Sneakoscope, Jareth &
Erik are trying to deal with The Pale Man.
Erik are trying to deal with The Pale Man.
GND 111 - At James & Javert's insistence, Jareth takes Erik out to Sakura Sushi to explain 'friends with benefits' to him. Cheryl gets decidedly awkward.
GND Speshul: Midsummer Madness - Jareth attempts to use Puck's Love-in-Idleness, and a Shakespearean comedy ensues, featuring Christine, Sarah, Erik, James, Eponine, Javert, Mrs. Lovett, Sweeney, Aziraphale, Crowley & Legolas.
GND Outtake: Midsummer Yuri - In an even-more-out-of-continuity moment, Erik, Jareth and Puck witness a make-out session between Sarah & Christine.
GND 112 - Dr. Frank-N-Furter arrives in the building, disrupting Sarah, Christine, Jareth, Erik, James and Javert.
GND 113 - While Frank & his minions move intro the basement (they notice Rocky in particular),Sarah, Christine, Jareth, Erik, James
and Javert meet to discuss this new tenant. Also, apparently Eponine's applications have been turned down.
and Javert meet to discuss this new tenant. Also, apparently Eponine's applications have been turned down.
GND 114 - Sarah, Christine, Jareth, Erik, James and Javert's meeting continues, where they discuss Frank's penchant for targetting the 'less experienced' (which doesn't include Christine or James, since they're in relationships with Raoul & Eponine respectively)
GND 116 - Sarah, Christine, Jareth, Erik, James and Javert are meeting with Marsha, the landlady, when Aziraphale & Crowley bring in a traumatized Legolas. It's decided to fight fire with fire. And so Frank, along with his minions Rocky, Columbia, Magenta and Riff Raff, are soon visited by Nanny Ogg.
GND 117 - Sarah & Christine order pizza, but when it's delivered by Goblins, they go banging on Jareth & Erik's door.
GND 118 - The tainted pizza turns out to be a twisted invitation for Sarah & Christine to enjoy dinner at Jareth & Erik's along with Eponine, James, Javert, Crowley, Aziraphale & Legolas. The kitchen is still a no fly zone thanks to The Pale Man.
GND 119 - Sarah ponders joining forces with Jareth while playing Risk against Javert, Erik, Eponine and James. Christine is content just to watch, while Aziraphale and Crowley are making tea off-panel.
GND 120 - Jareth votes to play Twister. Erik, Javert, Sarah, James, Eponine, Christine & Crowley all vote for Risk. Aziraphale is busy cleaning up pizza boxes off-panel, while Legolas isn't even supposed to be here (and is chased off when Marsha's name is mentioned).
GND 121 - Crowley warns Jareth & Sarah against using with magic while playing Risk with James, as it upsets Aziraphale, who is watching TV with Christine. Eponine & Erik are just off-panel.
GND 122 - Erik joins Christine to watch American Idol while Jareth, James & Sarah play Risk. He describes the way Sweeney &
Mrs Lovett watch.
Mrs Lovett watch.
GND 123 - After James concedes and is consoled by Eponine, Christine asks if Sarah & Jareth are going to battle out the last of the Risk board. Instead, Jareth manages to turn it into an offer to share his actual kingdom with her.
GND Hallow'een: Monster - The Pale Man dances with Lady Gaga, while Erik warns Jareth that it's found a mate.
GND Snapshot: VROUMPH - while Javert wonders where Aziraphale & Crowley have gotten to, Sarah's travel plans are ruined by the sudden appearance of Jareth's mother Jadis and her perpetual demon-toy, the Lord of Darkness.
GND Snapshot: Houseguests - Erik, Christine, Eponine, Sarah & Jareth lament the temperature and sex-noises that come with Jadis
and Big D visiting.
and Big D visiting.
GND 124 - Sarah & Christine catch up with Shilo about her boyfriend, her dad, and her boyfriend's ex...only briefly mentioning Jareth's
peaches. (they pass Legolas hiding in a plant.) Meanwhile Nick & Danny have Graverobber in lock-up, along with Alice Cullen & the Joker. Also, evidently Jayne wuz there.
peaches. (they pass Legolas hiding in a plant.) Meanwhile Nick & Danny have Graverobber in lock-up, along with Alice Cullen & the Joker. Also, evidently Jayne wuz there.
GND 125 - Sarah & Christine introduce Shilo to some of the Wibsy Club: Chihiro, Lydia Deetz, Susan Pevensie, Mina Harker & Liz. (Fangbangers like Sookie Stackhouse, Anita Blake, Elena Gilbert & Bella Swan sit at their own table... while Buffy sits with the Scoobies) Also, Graverobber is in jail, and Jareth sort-of proposed.
GND 127 - Sophie drops by to visit with Sarah, because Howl & Jareth are having drunken man talk. (while Christine & Erik are out having tea with his new colleague...)
GND 129 - Jareth confronts Erik for interrupting his dream-stalking of Sarah, but they are discovered by James & Javert, It gets weirder still when Christine wakes up in Erik's room.... and then...
GND 130 - Christine, Erik, James and Javert watch as Sarah gives a stunned Jareth a long-overdue berating. The ensuing row even awakens Sweeney & Frank.
GND 131 - Christine, Eponine, James, Erik & Javert discuss the aftermath of last night when Jareth arrives, explaining that he didn't actually compel Sarah at all. Legolas thinks this is quite Heavy.
GND 133 - After a good cry with Ludo, Sarah chats with Christine, who ultimately trusts Erik despite her sleepwalks (which she suspected thanks to clues from Raoul) and has some insights into the situation with Jareth.
GND 134 - In a fit of self loathing, Jareth pranks Erik by covering him in paint and having Christine find him mid-garrote. Their kitchen is apparently still inexcessable thanks to The Pale Man.
GND 135 - Sarah chats with Aziraphale & Crowley about the morality of Jareth's actions. Meanwhile, Christine & Erik discover that Jareth moved The Pale Man to the bathroom.
GND 136 - Jareth asks around for advice about Sarah. He goes to Javert, James & Eponine, Sweeney & Toby, but no one has anything useful. Christine is frustrated he didn't ask her.
GND 137 - Raoul arrives to take Christine to New York to watch Meg perform, Sarah gets an eyeful of naked Erik, all while Owl-Jareth is watching.
GND 138 - Jareth attempts to apologize to Sarah. (Christine didn't warn him there'd be trick questions)
GND 140 - Liz & Sarah discuss her conversation with Jareth while Sir Didymus oversees their sword fighting practice. meanwhile
Hoggle naps, Christine is studying, and Luna & the Goblins are cleaning Ludo's winter coat.
Hoggle naps, Christine is studying, and Luna & the Goblins are cleaning Ludo's winter coat.
GND 141 - While Skeep paints Ludo's nails, Sarah tells Liz & Christine about the difference between HOPING Jareth isn't planning revenge on her & Toby, and KNOWING he's a perv. meanwhile Owl-Jareth is eavesdropping and taking notes while being stalked by Greebo.
GND 142 - Greebo sneaks into the bathroom while Sarah is getting ready to shower, but run-ins with Goblins and Mr. Mistoffelees have made her wary. When VROUMPH's, the aftermath brings in Christine, Jareth, Nanny Ogg, AND officers Nick & Danny.
GND 143 - While Jareth is out, Erik finds a way to get rid of the Pale Man. Christine would kill him if she knew it involved Girl Scouts somehow.
GND 144 - Jareth & James debate the relationships sovereigns have with their subjects, making Sarah shiver while in class with Edmund Pevensie, Leia Organa & Daenerys Targaryen.
GND 145 - While walking home with Sarah and Christine, Erik is sucker-punched by Captain Hammer. Sarah promptly uses her mace on him, the existence of which is startling to Jareth.
GND 146 - After bribing a Goblin with Macaroons and arranging for Luna to send him to England, Sarah needs to borrow Christine's
ninja-outfit and have her distract Erik so she can sneak into Jareth's room to recover her prom photos. (he's away dealing with the Random Chicken rebellion.)
ninja-outfit and have her distract Erik so she can sneak into Jareth's room to recover her prom photos. (he's away dealing with the Random Chicken rebellion.)
GND 148 - Sarah notices that, even though he was watching the whole time, Jareth didn't show up until She and Gip the Goblin
discovered his hidden chest.
discovered his hidden chest.
GND 149 - with Gip the Goblin free, Jareth and Sarah have a VERY interesting conversation about expectations.
GND 150 - Still flustered over her encounter with Jareth, Sarah comes home to discover Christine and Erik embracing.
GND 151 - Christine asks Sarah if Jareth is responsible for her conversation with Erik. Her admission of the truth so infuriates
Christine that Sarah calls Ludo for help.
Christine that Sarah calls Ludo for help.
GND 152 - With Ludo holding the door, Sarah confesses to Jareth that she & Luna laced the macaroons Christine & Erik ate with truth serum to trick the Goblins.
GND 153 - Once Jareth & Ludo leave and the Goblin macaroons are gone, Christine begins to rip into Sarah for her hand in the confession-a-thon with Erik.
GND 155 - Christine declines Sarah's offer to have Jareth reorder time, instead deciding to go to Raoul and tell him about Erik... when suddenly Frank arrives.
GND 156 - Frank chases Sarah in an elaborate musical montage narrated by Legolas until Jareth intervenes, utilizing one of Erik's
spikey death-trappy pits.
spikey death-trappy pits.
GND 157 - Jareth warns Sarah that talking to Erik in his current condition is dangerous, so instead she talks to Javert, Meanwhile in Paris, Raoul warns a mysterious guest of Christine's pending arrival. (also, in the spikey death-trappy pit, Frank is in pain.)
GND 158 - Sarah drops off Christine at the airport to go visit Raoul. Meanwhile Legolas places trackers for Javert, but is caught by Marsha... and Jareth watches over Erik as he rage-composes.
GND 159 - Jareth consols Erik on his brooding over Christine & Raoul, reminding him that Javert has him motion-tagged.
GND 160 - Javert summons Sarah, James & Eponine when Erik disappears, When Jareth sends Goblin messengers to explain what he's doing, Sarah calls Christine to warn her.
GND 162 - Blocked from using magic by Aziraphale & Crowley, Jareth & Erik watch from an opposite building as Raoul reacts to Christine's confession.
GND 163 - Christine recounts to Sarah how Raoul accepted her reveal about Erik, (he recounted a visit with Madame Giry), all underscored by Aziraphale's romantic serendipity music. Erik and Jareth watched it all unfold...
GND 164 - Aziraphale & Crowley watch Jareth & Erik react to everything they saw. Meanwhile, Christine hears someone while she's in Raoul's shower.
GND 167 - Erik jams with Francœur and an Aristocrat while Christine, Raoul & Arsène have dinner with Edmond Dantès &
Haydée. Aziraphale & Crowley dine al fresco in the Marais, while Jareth glowers ominously.
Haydée. Aziraphale & Crowley dine al fresco in the Marais, while Jareth glowers ominously.
GND Wallpaper: Mopey Poseur Jareth - Jareth glowers ominously.
GND 168 - Cheryl & Canberra swing by the building for some hottie-watching. They're greeted by Legolas (Cheryl mentions his long -distance Gimli). Marsha is checking out their surveillance work when Erik & Jareth return from Paris.
GND 169 - James & Javert stoically welcome Erik home. Owl-Jareth then rather unstoically poops on them.
GND 170 - Erik calls Sarah to tell her that he & Jareth are back. She discovers the Pale Man wearing a Girl Scout sash at her window.
GND 171 - Sarah tells Jareth everything she heard about Erik in Paris from Christine, Aziraphale, & Crowley. James & Javert burst into the room and freak out about the return of the Pale Man, who got past Legolas.
GND 172 - Sarah explains to Luna & Liz that, after talking to Sophie & learning from Erik that a letter came from Jadis, she decided to spare Christine a glitter n' angstified apartment & allow Owl-Jareth recuperate in her closet.
GND 176 - After seeing a mysterious shirtless hot guy taming Bad Horse, the girls see Erik escorting Blind Mag from the building. He got a call from James, and now has Agnes Nitt's notes for Christine. Sarah expects to find Jareth, but instead finds Greebo...
GND 177 - Sarah tells Jareth (who was expecting Javert) that she worried about him when she saw Nanny Ogg's cat Greebo outside. He goes and mentions Liz's estimate of her bra size. Skeep the Goblin admires said bra.
GND 180a - Sarah & Christine interview Richard Mayhew, although he's clearly only there because Door wanted to brag about him. Jareth is still furious at De Cabras.
GND 181 - James, Javert & Jareth don't like that Sarah & Christine are are interviewing Sam & Dean. Aziraphale & Crowley explain that they can't hide two sets of P.T.B. most wanted, making Sam remind Dean of Chuck.. Castiel picks a fight with Erik.
GND 183 - Spike bails when he sees the dynamic between Sarah & Jareth (Also Christine has a thing against vampires)
GND 184 - Sarah & Christine debate hiring Geralt (and if he looks more like Jareth or Legolas), until Jareth finds his sex cards.
GND 186 - Aziraphale & Crowley chastize Sarah & Christine for bringing in so many hunters, which is upsetting James, Javert, Erik &
Jareth. After hiring Susan Sto Helit to actually handle the Pale Man, they have a get-together to watch the crowd in Marsha's CCTVs with Liz, Shilo & Nanny Ogg. (Christine liked Sam & Dean)
Jareth. After hiring Susan Sto Helit to actually handle the Pale Man, they have a get-together to watch the crowd in Marsha's CCTVs with Liz, Shilo & Nanny Ogg. (Christine liked Sam & Dean)
GND 188 - Erik & Blind Mag (talking about Amber Sweet's accident) walk in on Jareth in the altogether. James & Javert invite Sarah
& Christine out to sushi while Graverobber & Legolas argue over narration duty, since he's been off with Cheryl.
& Christine out to sushi while Graverobber & Legolas argue over narration duty, since he's been off with Cheryl.
GND 189 - Jareth has a full-on sex dream about Sarah, which makes her bang her head while walking with Edmund & Luna.
GND 190 - Sarah asks Christine for concealer for Duncan's Drama Club. She'll be auditioning for Lady Anne & Lady Macbeth, but not Titania since it might be Jareth's godmother or something. They also worry about Erik & Raoul, even though he's with Blind Mag.
GND 191 - When Sir Didymus warns of Rebel Black Chickens, Sarah advises Jareth to turn rememberance of the uprising into a drinking holiday for Goblins. Erik makes the obvious observation.
GND 194 - Sarah, Christine, Liz, Marsha, & Skeep the Goblin go clubbing, and Nanny Ogg comes along to protect the Dudebros from being punjab'd or bogged by Erik or Jareth. (also Will Turner's status at the end of the 3rd Pirates movie is up for debate.)
GND 195 - Valjean gives Erik evidence of Jareth's plan to sabotage Sarah & Christine AC. Sarah seds Gip the Goblin to threaten Jareth with the return of Jadis.
GND19seeeev777.81191WTFfff++CUCUMBER ERROR++ - Jareth skips ahead to some fun Sarah bits. Crowley recognizes game while Aziraphale freaks out.
GND 202 - Surrounded by Goblins, Christine calls over Jareth to convince Sarah to guide Luna (who was in the DA and fought Death-Eaters) into the Labyinth.
GND 203 - While discussing terms of her trip with Luna into the Labyrinth (City Goblins, The Cleaners, Sir Didymus),Jareth gives
Sarah his pendant.
Sarah his pendant.
GND 204 - Christine explains to James that she will be with Raoul rather than going Tomb Raider-ing & messing with Goblins. Sarah
prepares a lock of her and Luna's hair for Dresden for magical back-up. Meanwhile Erik & Javert warn Jarth not to do them harm.
prepares a lock of her and Luna's hair for Dresden for magical back-up. Meanwhile Erik & Javert warn Jarth not to do them harm.
GND 207 - Sarah & Luna meet Hoggle, Sir Didymus & Ambrosius outside the Labyrinth, knowing Jareth will be somewhere inside.
GND 208 - Luna solves the Labrinth without the Worm, and reminds Sarah that when she did it, she was worried about Toby & had to deal with Jareth. Sir Didymus & Ambrosius sally forth.
GND 209 - After yelling the French Taunter's insults at the Labyrinth Goblins; Sarah, Luna, Sir Didymus & Ambrosius meet a Mystic, the Wiseman & the Hat, who recognizes Jareth pendant.
GND 211 - Erik recounts to Christine a conversation with Jareth about why he doesnt just keep Sarah, which Nanny Ogg interrupted.
GND 216 - After his Chicken rescue, Jareth & Sarah banter while Sir Didymus chucks the Hat before Luna can find it.
GND 217 - Sarah & Jareth panic that a Chicken might have his pendant and show it to the Goblins, but Luna finds it. Sir Didymus rejoices when Ambrosius finds the Hat.
GND 218 - Cheryl & Debra wait on Christine, Raoul, Blind Mag & Erik. They talk about Meg, Sarah, Shilo, & Jareth.
GND 222 - Raoul & Christine get a Goblin-note from Sarah. She calls Liz to decode the Mr. Darcy reference, explaining that Jareth is doing a good job.
GND 223 - Sarah, Luna, Jareth, Sir Didymus & the Hat find find the Snorkacks. they mention Hoggle & Ludo.
GND 228 - Sarah & Jareth poof in and interrupt Raoul & Christine, who asks where Luna is when Jareth sets out to sort things with James. Also a Goblin delivers a bag.
GND 231 - Sarah & Christine discuss the upcoming ball, knowing Jareth isn't just doing it for Eponine, and knowing Erik's penchant for ball shenanigans. Raoul is loving this whole situation. (also, Javert thinks the dress shop run by Jóji "George" Koizumi & Tomoyo Daidouji is a misappropriation of school funds).
Another Fluffed Attempt (JS Christmas) - Sarah & Owl-Jareth share a holiday cuddle, while Merlin & the Goblins look on.
GND 234 - Sarah & Jareth begin the ball. Eponine & James, Christine & Raoul, Erik & Mag, Legolas & Cheryl... even the 10th Doctor & Rose are all on their way.
GND 236 - Eponine & James check out Christine, Raoul, Erik & Mag's costumes, while Legolas, the 10th Doctor & Rose all mill in the background while Sarah goes to look for Jareth.
GND 237 - Christine & Raoul discuss keeping Sarah and each other safe from Jareth, then go dance with Eponine & James, Erik &
Mag, Legolas & Cheryl, Hiro & Charlie, and Vastra & Jenny.
Mag, Legolas & Cheryl, Hiro & Charlie, and Vastra & Jenny.
GND 238 - Sarah finds Jareth at the ball. He delivers Sir Didymus's regards. apparently Tiny Tim & the Little Match Girl are there.
GND 239 - Erik & Mag talk about Jareth using his music while Christine & Raoul hear Sarah giving him an earful. Zoe & Wash are enjoying the ball.
GND 240 - Sarah & Jareth banter after Tiny Tim & The Little Match Girl are sent home, while James & Eponine and Legolas &
Cheryl dance.
Cheryl dance.
GND 242 - James & Eponine and Erik & Mag dance, with Sarah & Jareth, Legolas & Cheryl, and Christine & Raoul looking on.
GND 243 - Christine goes to talk to Jareth in private while Goblins deliver pizza to Sarah, Raoul, James, Eponine, Mag, Erik & Cheryl.
GND 244 - Sarah, Cheryl, Erik, Eponine, James, Raoul, Mag & Legolas realize the Goblin pizza is Jareth's way of proving that the food is safe, despite Dresden's warnings.
GND 246 - Kermit & Piggy, Stoick & Valka, Abe Sapien & Princess Nuala, Erik & Mag, and Van Flanel & Hitomi Kanzaki dance, while Raoul, Sarah, Legolas & Cheryl (who mentions Gimli) watch. Jareth & Christine rejoin them. The Goblins bring popcorn.
GND 247 - Eponine & James maneuver dance partners so that Raoul will dance with Mag & Christine will dance with Erik. Sarah &
Jareth watch.
Jareth watch.
GND 248 - James & Eponine discuss her moving dance partners so Christine & Erik dance while Mag & Raoul watch. Sarah takes her clutch from a Goblin to dance with Jareth.
GND 249 - Erik, Mag, Christine, Raoul, Eponine, James, Legolas & Cheryl watch as Sarah & Jareth begin to dance.
GND 251 - Mag, Legolas & Cheryl look on as Sarah & Jareth dance. Their conversation mentions Erik, Nanny Ogg & Christine.
GND 252 - Sarah watchs Jareth collapse, and Raoul, Christine, Cheryl, Legolas, Eponine, James, Mag, Erik & the Goblins start to fly away as the spell collapses.
GND 253 - Sarah wishes everyone (we see Christine, James & Eponine) to safety, but chooses to stay with Jareth.
GND 255 - A Goblin, sent by Luna, finds Jareth & Sarah. Their conversation goes south when he mentions Toby.
Clucktoberfest 2015 - Jareth & the Goblins send you a Clucktoberfest greeting.
GND 260 - Valjean, Javert, James, Eponine, Mag, Erik, Raoul, Christine, Harry, Luna & her Goblin, after saving everyone from Frank, gather in the girl's apartment (Ogg, Crowley & Aziraphale are attending the funeral of Terry Pratchett) when Jareth & Sarah return.
GND 261 - Raoul, Erik, Christine, Mag, Eponine, Luna, James, Javert, Dresden, Valjean & the Goblin all tend to Sarah, while Owl-Jareth takes off.
classic "aesthetic" board montage - A collection of random images that include Jareth, The Dread Bunny of Caerbannog, Christine,
Erik, Chickens, Sarah, Goblins, The Pale Man, & Javert
Erik, Chickens, Sarah, Goblins, The Pale Man, & Javert
GND 263 - Christine tells Sarah about Lizzie's upcoming girl's night durng a chat about Jareth over Raoul's croissants. The knock on the door is apparently not Dresden...
GND 264 - Frank attacks Sarah & Christine, but is incapacitated by Uncle Phil's tasers before Jareth & Erik make it over.
GND 265 - Sarah tells Christine about her status with Jareth. Raoul decides to take them out when he see's Frank's axe.
GND and the Infinite Sadness: a communique - Ludo, Hoggle, Sir Didymus & Ambrosius morn the loss of Davie Bowie before Jareth removes it and the album Blackstar from cannon because it would make Sarah sad... much to the chagrin of Crowley & Aziraphale.
GND 267 - Sarah talks with Edmund & Leia about her new royal status before they meet Jupiter Jones. They reference, but don't name; Jareth, Jadis, Padme, and Anakin.
GND 270 - Balem Abrasax & Kylo Ren stew in a bar over their recent defeat by the likes of Jupiter Jones & Rey. Jareth is not there.
GND 271 - Erik finds Jareth lying about dramatically, and have a rather hopeful conversation about Sarah.
GND 273 - after they formally apologize to Eponine & James, Sarah calls out Jareth on his obvious negging. The PG zone is strained to near-breaking before they're found by Christine & Raoul.
GND 274 - Sarah. Christine & Liz have another girl's night in, with Skeep the Goblin tending bar. They talk about Jareth.
GND 275 - Girl's night relationship discussions: Sarah's potential one with Jareth, Christine & Raoul scaring Ludo through the walls, and Liz's frustration with Will and his hijinx with Jack Sparrow, who somehow turns up in her apartment, bothering Skeep the Goblin.
GND 277 - Sarah wakes up next to Christine & Skeep the Goblin on Liz's puill-out couch with a hangover. Jareth appears as she tries to take an asprin.
GND 279 - Dresden finds Sarah & Christine throwing up in Legolas's bushes coming from from Liz's. Raoul has pastries, and definitely isn't a rival to Jareth. Hoggle has a mysterious bag.
GND 281 - Erik visits to warn about possibly invoking Christine's sleepwalking. Raoul decides to get a hotel room, which frees the apartment for Sarah's date with Jareth.
GND speshul: Absences - Erik, Mag, Sarah, Jupiter, & Kylo all notice the Absense of Jareth, Leia, & Alexander Dane... who are having a special sort of wake.
GND 282 - Skeep the Goblin helps Sarah & Christine get ready for their separate dates with Jareth & Raoul.
GND 283 - Sarah is certain Christine's invoking of paranormal romance can't be accurate without a inter-species love triangle, (and Jacob never called back). Unfortunately, she finds Jareth being chatted by Princess Meredith NicEssus. (also her car is picking up bad habbits from Crowley's bentley)
GND 287 - Sarah looks for Jareth, gets directions from Shadow Moon, and instead finds Spike. (and better not have save him from Meredith)
GND 288 - Mouse watches as Dresden traps Jareth in a binding circle in the middle of his date with Sarah to confront him over his magical influence on Christine. Jareth seems to know Queen Mab.
GND 289 - Jareth recounts to Dresden his temptation to use his powers on Sarah, and then telling Erik, who told Christine.
GND 290 - Bob senses Sarah right before she busts into Dresden's place with Ludo and the Goblins, ignoring his wards, to play with Mouse and save Jareth.
GND 293 - Sarah & Jareth settle in for cocoa, discussing Christine, Raoul & Erik memory shenanigans, and mention Az & Crowley.
GND 296 - Sarah talks down Sir Didymus & Ambrosius, mentioning Dresden & Chickens before getting back to Jareth's proposal, Frank yell at Magenta that his ears are popping...(also Pika is trolling so hard here our brains hurt)
GNDs 297-299 - and then Sarah and Jareth made out. (Az & Crowley have to deal with the time shenanigans)
GND 302 - Sarah & Jareth discuss his actions with Christine, mentioning Dresden, Raoul, Az, Crowley, & Erik.
GND 303 - Jareth & Sarah continue their conversation, mentioning Javert, Christine, Karen, Toby & Goblins.
GND 304 - Sarah mulls the morality of her possible relationship with Jareth, bringing up her mother and responsibility for what happened with Toby.
GND 305 - Sarah & Jareth get into the nitty-gritty of how a relationship might work. They mention Christine, Erik, & Jiminy Cricket.
GND 309 - Sarah & Jareth offer Christine & Raoul reparations in the form of a Luna-invented portkey crystal.
GND 312 - Sarah & Christine set up the closet for Jareth's use of Luna's portkey to Raoul's place, Skeep the Goblin is excited about possibly shopping in Paris.
GND 313 - Jareth & Raoul talk while the spell is configured. They talk about Sarah & Christine... and mention Erik.
GND 314 - Sarah & Jareth chat upon his return from Raoul's, Christine's spell sucessfully established.
GND 316 - Sarah & Edmund leave class after Hamilton's incident (where he yelled at Madalena), passing Cersei as she calls her dad. They discuss Jareth (mentioning Tumnus) before heading outside, passing Chidi, Darcy & Shuri.
GND 319 - Dresden causes a small fire. The alarm means Sarah, Jareth, Frank, Marsha, James, Eponine, Javert, Erik, Aziraphale &
Crowley are ALL outside before Valjean confirms that he's taken care of it. (there are more people visible in the distance, presumably including Sweeney Todd, Mrs. Lovett, Nanny Ogg & Legolas.)
Crowley are ALL outside before Valjean confirms that he's taken care of it. (there are more people visible in the distance, presumably including Sweeney Todd, Mrs. Lovett, Nanny Ogg & Legolas.)
GND 320 - Sarah & Jareth greet Christine, who accidentally brings chickens with her. Jareth threatens to bring them to Mrs. Lovett, who has been exchanging recipies with Mrs. Tweedy.
GND 321 - Chris is caught up on how Jareth snogged Sarah in front of James, Eponine, Mrs. Lovett, Sweeney, Frank, Javert, Valjean,
Marsha, Erik, Crowley, Az, Dresden & god knows who else... confetti-popping goblins & all.
Marsha, Erik, Crowley, Az, Dresden & god knows who else... confetti-popping goblins & all.
GND 322 - Chris (who needs to talk to Crowley), tests Jareth a bit, then tells Sarah that she had a chat with with Dresden's
apprentice Molly.
apprentice Molly.
GND 323 - Chris recounts to Sarah her trip to visit Dresden & Molly (& Mouse), where she had her memories restored from Jareth's mind-wipe, and bribed Bob to muck with his spell with French smut.
GND 326 - After her interlude with Jareth, Sarah wakes up with the Wibsies. Shilo, Edith & Christine help her, Jessica & Mako see Hicks take Newton off to K.I.S.S. (with the other Newt), while Liz gives Jupiter a hard time about her in-cannon use of pads.
Tinsel Trouble III - Sarah & Jareth's situation resolves, they mention Liz's Ex & Jadis before Christine returns with treats for Erik.
GND 330 - Since Dresden warned against expressing gratitude to Jareth, Christine brings Sarah a gift, which Skeep the Goblin inspects.
GND 331 - Christine, Sarah, Jareth & the Goblins swelter in a hot apartment, and mention Valjean & Jadis.
GND 333 - Valjean (planning to tell Marsha), James, Javert, Az & Crowley discuss the building's C4 problem before Jareth poofs Sarah & Christine away and confronts Erik over it.
GND 334 - Javert, James, Eponine, Sarah, Chris, Jareth & Sir Didymus confront Erik, while the Goblins eat the C4.
GND 335 - Az, Crowley, Javert, Sir Didymus & Eponine watch as Erik exclaims his jealousy of Jareth & Sarah before Christine reminds him that he has Mag, and leaves to talk to Raoul. James suggests that he go talk to Dr. Linda Martin.
GND 336 - Sarah & Jareth discuss Erik's behavior and pending therapy with Dr. Martin. Christine walks in on them AGAIN.
GND 343 - Jareth informs Sarah how dangerous it is to leave a window open beckoning for magical cuddling, leaving him to make a deal with Dresden. With Christine's crisis past, they agree to go on their Paris date.